Posted 6 hours ago
sold-my-soul-to-the-internet:

homo-stark:

iamboredletsshootthewall:

zukowantshonorforchristmas:

rawrsamsadino:


John Green everyone

#wow cutie patootie
I have never before heard my favourite author referred to as a cutie patootie. 
But I don’t disagree. 

I mean he is kind of adorable

I’ve never not reblogged John Green.

always reblogging cutie patootie
Cutie patootie

what a qt 3.14

sold-my-soul-to-the-internet:

homo-stark:

iamboredletsshootthewall:

zukowantshonorforchristmas:

rawrsamsadino:

John Green everyone

#wow cutie patootie

I have never before heard my favourite author referred to as a cutie patootie. 

But I don’t disagree. 

I mean he is kind of adorable

I’ve never not reblogged John Green.

always reblogging cutie patootie

Cutie patootie

what a qt 3.14

(Source: ofdanhowell)

Posted 6 hours ago
  1. Plot Twist: All exams got cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sat revising bollocks they're not going to use in the future
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ugly:

i just fell off my bed does that count as parkour

Posted 6 hours ago
I need help
the three hardest words for people with mental illnesses (via guuey)

(Source: liv3d-a-lie)

Posted 6 hours ago

xenopheles:

BEST ‘NOPE’ IN THE HISTORY OF ANYTHING EVER

And here we see what the internet has appropriately dubbed ‘noping’.

Posted 6 hours ago
  1. mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  2. me: fire cannot kill a dragon
Posted 6 hours ago
copyranter:

How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.

copyranter:

How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.

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sadillite:

all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant

Posted 6 hours ago

twentyonepivots:

do you ever listen to music and suddenly you’re like wow I want my life to be the way this song sounds I want to live in this song

(Source: briansellah)

Posted 6 hours ago

You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

Posted 6 hours ago

tutimon886:

mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this

Posted 8 hours ago

willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

(Source: dailystews)

Posted 8 hours ago

knitmeapony:

alykat86:

authorkurikuri:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

who is on your team, captain?

#completely convinced marvel just finds the actual characters to play their parts

Marvel’s casting department cannot be beat. Literally all of the actors are their characters.

Sarah Halley Finn, casting director for Iron Man, Iron Man 2, Thor, Captain America, The Avengers, Iron Man 3, Thor: Dark World, Captain America: Winter Soldier, Agents of SHIELD, Guardians of the Galaxy, Avengers: Age of Ultron, Ant-Man, and every single Marvel one-shot. All hail the queen. 

ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!!!

ALL HAIL

(Source: ayyecaptn)